THEME

lilypottar:

Hey babe are you a hippogriff? Because I need to respect you before I mount you

waterbears:

etsy understands me
cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless
~    Aziz Ansari   (via mrgolightly)

(Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties)

Me:

Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress:

Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me:

*banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
y0ung-lust:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

mulberry-cookies:

Dsquared2 Spring/Summer 2015 (Details)